Another day in the life...

It's my favorite season, Summer. It's hot, but I move slow anyway. Plus the sun is so much better. I enjoy lying around the house, sleeping in the sunbeams that filter through the windows. I really enjoy the window on the stairs - it is a prime tripping area.

This week, the humans have done something different with the dog food. They have moved it from me! I am very upset. All food is for me, and my sister and brother can have it after me. I prefer the hearty taste of the dog food, it's so much hip to eat that than something that reads Meow Mix. Please, don't cater to me. I am actually insulted by the Meow Mix campaign. Meow Meow Meow, how many of us cats actually sound like that? I know I don't. I prefer to quack. It's a unique sound, everyone knows it's me. Quaaacckk. Quacckkk.

See, television is good for animals, especially when we spend our formative years with humans alone. How else would I have learned to quack??? But in hindsight, I should have learned how to bark.